"Now you're just some flokati that I used to know."

Jessica Yonker

Jessica Yonker is an editor for HGTV.com and DIYNetwork.com — and a professional glitter handler. She loves decorating her friends' homes without their permission and practicing for her inevitable appearance on Chopped. Like her mother, she's obsessed with lamps, mirrors and microfiber throws. Unlike her mother, she has an unexplained aversion to chalkboard paint. When she's not writing HGTV newsletters you can typically find her somewhere dancing, covered in potting soil.