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18 Delightful, Funny + Free Cross-Stitch Patterns

By: Chelsea Faulkner and Jacquelyn McGilvray

Feeling crafty? Express yourself with needle, thread and one of our custom, downloadable patterns. Pick the one that's right for you and get to stitching.

Black Embroidery Hoop Featuring a Butcher Pig and Funny Phrase

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Photo: Sarah Busby, Design by Camille Ipsen, Styled by Chelsea Faulkner

Makin' the Bacon

Who doesn't love a good kitchen pun? Whip up this butchery-inspired piece of art to hang in your kitchen or gift to fun-loving friends. Design by Camille Ipsen. Get the free pattern and instructions.

Open Book, Cozy Blanket and Blue Cross Stitch Pattern

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Photo: Sarah Busby, Design by Camille Ipsen, Styled by Chelsea Faulkner

Home Is Where the People Aren't

Calling all introverts. Throw on your PJs, cozy up with a good book and get to stitching. Design by Camille Ipsen. Get the free pattern and instructions.

If you’ve ever wanted to try your hand at cross-stitch, let this bit of snarkiness be your jumping-off point.

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Crafty With an Attitude

Rather relax and zone out with your crafts instead of listening to everyone whine and complain? Go ahead, tell them how you really feel. Design by Julie Jackson. Get the free pattern and instructions.

Gorgeous Cross-Stitched Flowers on a Black Fabric Background

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Photo: Sarah Busby, Design by Camille Ipsen, Styled by Chelsea Faulkner

Flirty Florals

Craft a bouquet that never dies — all you need is a needle, thread and a free afternoon. Design by Camille Ipsen. Get the free pattern and instructions.

18 Delightful, Funny + Free Cross-Stitch Patterns

Makin' the Bacon

Home Is Where the People Aren't

Crafty With an Attitude

Flirty Florals

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