18 Delightful, Funny + Free Cross Stitch Patterns

Feeling crafty? Express yourself with needle, thread and one of our custom, downloadable patterns. Pick the one that's right for you and get to stitching.

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Photo By: Sarah Busby, Design by Camille Ipsen, Styled by Chelsea Faulkner

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Photo By: Sarah Busby, Design by Camille Ipsen, Styled by Chelsea Faulkner

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Photo By: Sarah Busby, Design by Camille Ipsen, Styled by Chelsea Faulkner

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Photo By: Sarah Busby, Design by Camille Ipsen, Styled by Chelsea Faulkner

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Photo By: Sarah Busby, Design by Camille Ipsen, Styled by Chelsea Faulkner

Photo By: Sarah Busby

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Makin' the Bacon

Who doesn't love a good kitchen pun? Whip up this butchery-inspired piece of art to hang in your kitchen or gift to fun-loving friends. Design by Camille Ipsen. Get the free pattern and instructions.

Home Is Where the People Aren't

Calling all introverts. Throw on your PJs, cozy up with a good book and get to stitching. Design by Camille Ipsen. Get the free pattern and instructions.

Crafty With an Attitude

Rather relax and zone out with your crafts instead of listening to everyone whine and complain? Go ahead, tell them how you really feel. Design by Julie Jackson. Get the free pattern and instructions.

Flirty Florals

Craft a bouquet that never dies — all you need is a needle, thread and a free afternoon. Design by Camille Ipsen. Get the free pattern and instructions.

Date Night

Our idea of the perfect date? Craft supplies, popcorn and an all-night marathon of House Hunters. Design by Camille Ipsen. Get the free pattern and instructions.

An Important Reminder

Do you say this to yourself every time you pick up a wrench or go to turn on the hose bib? You're not alone. Stitch a permanent reminder and hang it in a handy spot. Design by Julie Jackson. Get the free pattern and instructions.

World Traveler

Dreaming of your next big adventure? Use the time between layovers to stitch this cute travel-themed piece. Design by Camille Ipsen. Get the free pattern and instructions.

Yas Queen

From Urban Dictionary: "Pronounced YAAA-SSS-SSS kwEEn, this phrase is used to express enthusiastic support, excitement, or congratulations for someone you love." We dig it. Design by Stephanie Rohr. Get the free pattern and instructions.

Set The Rules

Don’t put up with bad karma in your house. Download this free pattern, stitch the message and tell the meanies and grumps where to go. Design by Julie Jackson. Get the free pattern and instructions.

Crazy Plant Lady

Is your house one plant shy of a jungle? Spend your time between waterings crafting this cute pack of plant babies — no green thumb required. Design by Camille Ipsen. Get the free pattern and instructions.

Buddy the Elf-Approved

Deck your holiday mantel with a giant pegboard piece inspired by the Christmas classic, Elf. Get the free pattern and instructions.

Is Your House Lived In? I Mean Really "Lived In"

Too busy to clean — and besides, it's not that much fun. Kick your feet up and stitch this message to let the world know you're proud of your domestic diva-ness — or lack thereof. Get the free pattern and instructions.

No Power Tools Required

Show off your DIY prowess and love for all things HGTV with this cute, kitschy piece. Design by Camille Ipsen. Get the free pattern and instructions.

Lift Up Your Ladies

Chances are, you know a strong woman or two. Chances are even better that she would love to receive this empowering cross stitch art as a gift. Design by Stephanie Rohr. Get the free pattern and instructions.

Always Verify

This famous saying can be applied to many aspects of life. Use needle and thread to create a constant reminder that double-checking is always a good idea. Get the free pattern and instructions.

Home Stitch Home

There's no place like home to feed your cross stitch habit. Design by Camille Ipsen. Get the free pattern and instructions.

Pet Parent

Pets are often the most important "people" in our lives. Download this free pattern, curl up on the couch with your loved ones and spend some relaxing-time stitching this sweet sentiment. Design by Julie Jackson. Get the instructions and pattern.

Napkins Full of Posies

Dress up plain napkins with this Scandinavian-inspired poinsettia design. Get the free pattern and instructions.

From: Kristin Guy

18 Delightful, Funny + Free Cross Stitch Patterns

Related To:

Shop This Look

Makin' the Bacon

Home Is Where the People Aren't

Crafty With an Attitude

Flirty Florals

Date Night

An Important Reminder

World Traveler

Yas Queen

Set The Rules

Crazy Plant Lady

Buddy the Elf-Approved

Is Your House Lived In? I Mean Really "Lived In"

No Power Tools Required

Lift Up Your Ladies

Always Verify

Home Stitch Home

Pet Parent

Napkins Full of Posies

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