The Most Eye-Roll-Inducing Seasonal Puns You'll Secretly Love

The bigger the eye roll, the better the pun.

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October 15, 2018

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I know. Cheesy, right? But that's what makes it so great! If your wordplay doesn't cause a few eye rolls or groans, then you're not doing it right. Add these punny phrases to your arsenal for the entire season.

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