These children of the '90s have a lot of explaining to do for their (totally on-trend) looks of yesterday.

On the left is Leanne and Steve's older sister, who Leanne says jokingly calls herself "the other sister." The three were celebrating Leanne's 21st birthday at summer camp.

Even the Ford kids' dog Bonnie Blue Bell got in on the Christmas sweater action for a family portrait that holiday season. "No comment on this one," Steve said.

"That look," from Leanne, "is what I feel every day," Steve said. No word on what happened to that clearly traumatized Cabbage Patch doll.