10 Moments Fans of 'Barnwood Builders' Will Remember Fondly

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It’s the guys of Barnwood Builders that make this show so lovable. These self-proclaimed hillbillies are all about keeping the mood light, whether they’re doing some seriously heavy lifting or spending their downtime chowing down on a pepperoni roll. (Haven’t tried one yet? Get on it!)

We’ve rounded up a few of our favorite moments from the show.

When the guys bonded over scents:

“I love [candles]. The [more] scented, the better. Potpourri smell drives me crazy.”

When Johnny shared his experience with a hypotenuse:

“A hypotenuse? Yeah, I seen it cross the crick awhile ago.”

When Mark revealed his alternate career path:

“I can’t imagine doing anything else as a career unless I had an option to be Batman. And I think you’ve gotta choose Batman every single time.”

When Alex came prepared with this comeback:

Mark: “Alex, you like plums.”

Alex: “Yeah, boy. It’s plum hot out here.”

When Mark showed off his “serious” side:

“Mark’s not serious at all. He keeps a pretty light mood ... Joke around. Carry on. Practical jokes. He’s a lot of fun to work for. Is he standing right behind me?”

When a few fake goats couldn't be bothered:

Johnny: “It’s a perfect day. Perfect. Sun is shining; no rain clouds in sight. Them goats over there haven’t moved since we’ve been here.”

When Johnny shared this life-changing quote:

“Stay calm, have a pepperoni roll.”

When Mark got real about the weather:

“It looks like it's really cloudy out. But it's 100% chance of work.”

When a build got spiritual:

Mark: “What’s the coolest thing you ever found?”

Johnny: “Jesus.”

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