Turning Around the World's Ugliest Bathroom

By Kathy McCleary, special to HGTV.com
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McCleary is not crazy about the plaid wallpaper and unfortunate shade of green in the upstairs bathroom. She has declared it a contender for title of the "world's ugliest bathroom." Click here for a larger view.

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On the plus side, the upstairs bathroom in our new house is a good size (10 feet long and almost 5 feet wide) and has a big window that lets in lots of sun. On the minus side, where to begin?

Let’s start with the plaid wallpaper. It’s not just plaid, it’s garish plaid, in intense shades of black, brown, yellow and teal green. It’s a large plaid. A loud plaid. The kind of plaid that actually makes you dizzy if you stare at it too long.

Then there’s the tile. I assume it’s the original 1950s tile. It’s a shade of pale greenish yellow that, as my seven-year-old daughter says, is exactly the color of what you do in the bathroom. The tub, sink and toilet are all the same lovely color.

Let’s not forget the sink! The sink stands on two wobbly metal legs, and has a faucet so tiny you literally can’t fit a Dixie cup under it to get a drink of water. To top it all off, someone who was clearly just discovering the joys of a caulk gun has smeared thick, unsightly ropes of white caulk on every possible surface around the tub and toilet.

I’m in good company in hating my bathroom. Ugly bathrooms are one of the hottest topics on decorating shows and web sites these days. ABC’s The View recently held a "Total Bathroom Makeover Contest," and American Standard holds a yearly "America’s Ugliest Bathroom Contest."

Our current budget doesn’t include a major bathroom remodel. I’d like to make over our ugly bathroom without ripping up the tile or replacing all the fixtures, but wonder if that’s really possible. Here’s what several designers and design experts had to say:

Hide It
"If there’s something about a room that’s obtrusive, one of the best ways to deal with it is to hide the darn thing somehow," says Mark McCauley, a designer and author of Color Therapy at Home, Real Life Solutions for Adding Color to Your Life. But how do you hide yards of yellow-green tile?

It is possible to paint over tile, as long as it’s not next to the shower or tub or in any area where it gets wet. "It really comes out quite well," says designer Sue Adams, of Sue Adams Interiors in Andover, Mass, who suggests hiring a pro to do the job. Products such as Tile Doc are made specifically to cover ceramic tile, and ideas for painting tiles are available on many web sites including HGTV.com.